*wipes away a single tear of happiness*

I have just been informed, by a very cruel person who shall remain nameless *cough* Terence *cough* that the below is coming to Melbourne. I can see it might be slightly harder than usual to explain when someone finds a $1400 receipt for shoes instead of the usual $250 I have to talk my way out of. ("what? No, I've had those for years!" or "Oh, they've been on lay-by for practically forever. It works out to only around $7.50 a week, when you look at it that way!")

*...and then wipes up the drool*