Me + Stinkyness = Explosion.

As I hopped in the shower this morning, I waited for the hot water to warm up...and it never did. As a result, I have straggly, unwashed hair, and I smell with the power of many men.

Now, I like to think I don't have to rely on men too often, but when I called and asked why my hot water tank was being a bit of a bitch, I was informed I needed to relight the pilot light.

Stinky under arms and feral hair or not, there's no way I'm going near a gas tank with an open flame, no matter how 'easy and safe' I'm told it is.