Hurrah!

I can't even think of a word to do justice to how indescribably happy I am right now - I'm just watching Antique Roadshow and randomly emitting excited squeaks. I did it! I got my bitch on, I stood up for myself, and I got out of my lease! I'm sure there will be some sort of repurcussion - my estate agent is a Narky Bitch from Hell - but for now, all I can think about is north facing windows, spa baths and durable fencing. For the first time in FIVE months, I can almost consider relaxing, and the dream of leaving my own house for longer than 4 hours is becoming marginally more realistic.

Comment of the day? Seah's hilariosity from a chat regarding having a shopping partner if I find my dream home nearby...

"I love shopping *wipes away single tear*".

Monday...

Comment of the day?

Me: {sooking} I'm so fat.

Mum: {pointing at her shoulders for some inexplicable reason} Maybe if you ate more, it would disappear from where you think it is in your stomach, and go places it actually needs to. You were so pretty when you were...rounder.

Metaphorically speaking...

Me: What is it you like about me, Chef?
Chef: {after slight pause} I love you because you're like an All Terrain Vehicle - I can take you pretty much anywhere.

{several seconds and some indignant spluttering later}

Me: I don't want to be a damn ATV. I want to be a freakin' Porsche!