Saturday, August 18, 2007

Metaphorically speaking...

Me: What is it you like about me, Chef?
Chef: {after slight pause} I love you because you're like an All Terrain Vehicle - I can take you pretty much anywhere.

{several seconds and some indignant spluttering later}

Me: I don't want to be a damn ATV. I want to be a freakin' Porsche!

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